The National Trust should drop its woke agenda of anti-British propaganda and instead focus on building new stately homes ...

Guy Fawkes has insisted that five million grains of gunpowder discovered beneath the House of Lords were a personal gift from ...

Members of the far-right have been left devastated today after learning terrorist plotter Guy Fawkes was in fact an English ...

A 17th-century conspiracy theorist is convinced the gunpowder plot was a government scheme to justify taking people’s ...

Following the Republicans’ disastrous midterm election results, Vice President JD Vance has reminded disgruntled Americans ...

Russell Brand has been found guilty-wilty on multiple counts of sexual assault, leading to calls for the booky-wook to be ...

The need to publicly signal your virtues through ostentatious displays of support for ideas you think have value is nothing ...

Republican mega-donor Elon Musk has decided his next $500m donation will be thrown directly into the nearest woodchipper ...

After the stunning mid-term election results, President Donald Trump has promised to work closely with the new ...

Tiger Woods has today been named FIFA’s “Best Driver 2026”, in what officials are calling “another bold step in recognising excellence wherever it should absolutely definitely not be recognised.” The ...

Tommy Ten Names, famed for his ability to accurately assess the size of any crowd, has confidently predicted that two million people turned out on the streets of Birmingham to congratulate Aston Villa ...

Donald Trump has denied that his Republican party were beaten in a race to control Congress, calling claims they even fielded ...